Gangster Trump Calls John Dean A “RAT” (Limerick)
Donald Trump describes Dean as a “RAT.” How revealing an attitude’s that! John Dean helped expose White House crimes, but Trump chose Gangster slang — law and order my hat!
View ArticleRudy’s Nuts and That’s The “Truth”
Rudy Giuliani to Chuck Todd: “Truth isn’t truth.” Says Rudy, truth doesn’t exist. (That lesson in law school I missed.) Seems reality’s dire Cuz Trump is a liar, And the truth can no longer assist.
View ArticleTrump’s Really Really Extra Bad Day (Limerick)
“Guilty” Manafort ain’t going free, And Cohen has taken a plea. So brace for more tweets Packed with self-serving bleats; Whiny Trump can’t let anything be.
View ArticleThe “What’s The Big Deal?” Defense (Limerick)
Trump’s personal lawyer’s confessed To committing at Donald’s behest And direction some crimes, While his party-mate slimes Are pretending to be unimpressed.
View ArticleHatch Still Hitched To Trump (Limerick)
Hatch after Cohen plea deal: ‘I think Trump is a much better person today than he was then.’ Orrin Hatch seems a dignified chap, But he’s really a Party-first sap. His virtue is feigned, His deceit...
View ArticleResign Already! (Limerick)
Hey Donald, it’s time to show spine. Save your nation and fam’ly — resign! You destroy and debase; You’re an Oval disgrace. While you’re at it, take Pence, your Veep-swine.
View ArticleDishonorable Donald (Limericks)
I rarely agreed with McCain, And his votes gave me cause to complain. But Trump NEVER was fit To clean John McCain’s shit, So how DARE he treat John with disdain! ********** I never supported McCain....
View ArticleThe Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief Strikes Again (Limerick)
Trump’s latest conspiracy theory (And they all make me terribly weary) Is that Google is biased; Bad press appears highest! Poor Trump — fact-based news makes him teary.
View ArticleWhat Trump Would Tweet, If He Could Write Limericks
What Trump Would Tweet, If He Could Write Limericks: The “Witch Hunt” must end! I’m the best And most honest, as all should attest. I’ve drained swamps and dumped regs And I’ve banished the dregs....
View ArticleDoes Trump Despise His Own Supporters? (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump Secretly Despises His Own Supporters” Donald Trump shows contempt and disdain For Jeff Sessions; he’ll often complain That Jeff’s accent and schools Are both southern. Trump-tools Are...
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